Blairilliant!

I've no time for socialism and it's cancerous appetite for appeasement and mediocrity. I've got no time for carrot munching, illiterate peaceniks either. However, Tony Blair at the Chilcott Enquiry rose above the net and smashed the ball back into the faces of all those bleating Chamberlains with their little bits of paper and proved himself and the invasion of Iraq to be right (not that we ever had any doubt).
Have we as a country and as a people become so venal, so selfish, so cowardly and so precious that to go to help our fellow man in distress is considered to be a crime? If so, then thank God we weren't yet born in 1939 or else our winnowing voices might well have ushered in threat far greater than Sadam Hussein and his murderous cohorts. The vulgar voice of protest, in this case, heaps shame upon us all.

Right, right and right again!

What the hell is wrong with being right ?
The cancer of socialism is out of our lungs!
Breathe easy again!

Britain's Got Bazz

Since the demise of THE BOOT on MSN ....Bazz Bazzley, the legendary editor-in-chief-of that legendary magazine, has been poached by The Chairman's Report, to whip us all into line....and we're duly proud!

The return of the black and white minstrels?

This of course is utterly non PC but I cant help thinking that the election of 'Oh Barrack O'Bama' is probably the most misguded, idiotic and dogma driven piece of democracy I've ever lived through.
Yeah I know he's clever, he's slick, he's marketable and good looking but he's still (however you want to look at it) ... Guess who's coming to dinner?

Only in '24', Deep Impact and other Hollywood product do you get smart, tolerant, wise and colour-blind, coloured fellows in charge.

What the neo-liberals in their PC naiivity are too stupid to realise is that these fellows are scripted, directed and often oscar nominated!

In reality it's:

Amin -

Bokassa

Mobutu

Ahmed al Bashir

and God knows how many little Hitlers in the Congo!

Quite frankly the black man, coloured man, yellow man and green man have yet to prove they can do f**k all really but live off the corpses of their own dead and (of course) white man's enterprise!

So, Martin Luther King might have been the poet of tolerance and James Baldwin the peddler of protest but if words is one thing then the gears of ultimate power are a different paragraph altogether!

It's like voting fish to take charge of monkies...sounds great in a movie but in reality... 'cover your heads boys c'os I fear a hard reign really is gonna to fall'.

It's called STOP!

It's a funny old word STOP!
No one seems to understand what it means.
So here's a reminder... STOP means STOP.
Simple isn't it?
STOP the bombings!
STOP the killings!
STOP the stabbings!
STOP the shootings!
STOP the bullying!
STOP the racism
STOP the violence
STOP the crime
STOP the blame
START LIVING!
It's not difficult, it's not intellectual, it's just common f***ing sense.
STOP and START doing something useful with your three score years and ten!!!
Your children will not thank you for turning their world into an abbatoir.

A humourless thing!

One of our more favoured blogs in this blogging world is 'Mike's Pen' - written by a friend of mine...a funny, irreverant, diatribe against all things cant...no sorry that's the Chairman's Report...'Mike's Pen' is a daft eclectic epistle that frames the thoughts of a true English eccentric. No more, no less and he has readers...more than I have!
Yes I'm getting there!
'Mike's Pen' used to feature a character called Mrs Patel whom he claimed offered mail order driving lessons, a book of road maps and breast feeding tips from Nippal...it was a joke and a hugely funny one, taking the piss not out of Mrs Patel and the sub incontinent but out of our stereotypical view of these corner shop princesses. However such has been the the reaction from his readership that he's had to substitute Mrs Patel for a Dickensian charicature of a name and thus lose the joke. What's going on?
How stupid are these third world morons who seem to be happy enough to lig off our benefit system, nab our best housing and turn our streets into no-go areas and yet they can't take a joke...even though they've been taking the piss for years!!

For a small island that's given the world: Cricket, Football, Shakespeare, a sense of humour and the internet the world has given us fuck all back...a bunch of religious retards, raggamuffin refugees and Mullahs with magnums who threaten us with a Jihad should we have a laugh at their expense.
Well you can all shuv it up your....oooh matron!
Because The Chairman's Report is going to champion Mrs Patel from now on ...the hot Hindu with nothing to do....and praise be upon the profit!!!!!!!!

The funniest word in the English language.

SAUSAGES

Bet you can't say it without smiling