Greed Britain - a perfect example!

How's Britain?
You really want to know? Well let me tell you, we're not in a good state. I give you an example... trivial I know... but no less apposite to the bigger picture. Celebrity Big Brother, Carol Malone and the corrosive carrot of celebrity!

For those of you who don't know the aforementioned is a journalist for the Daily Mirror who has, in the past, trashed and thrashed the concept of reality TV and particularly the calibre of the participants.

Sure, why not? Such crass vulgar nonsense deserves to be ridiculed. No problem there. Good on you Carol!

However, what's not so good on you Carol, is your eager acceptance of a huge cheque to now appear on the programme as a housemate!
How crass, how vulgar, how greedy, how socialist that you'll stick your snout out to grab any offered bunce under the pretence that you want to write the inside story of the show.

What flagarant twoddle.

You want, like they all want, your moment in the Sun (even though you work for the Mirror) You're just another greedy media whore and a prime example of how this country is eating itself.

Great Britain sadly not, Greed Britain sadly so!

The Chairman's Report

Here's a secret:
Both of the world's best selling cola drinks use disguised salts in their formulas to stimulate rather than satiate thirst.
Think sea water and you'll get the idea.
How do I know this? I know this because I've seen their recipes and analysed their marketing strategy.
They of course won't thank me for telling you this but frankly I don't care!
There are many other secrets I could tell you; like the company that actually builds 'dandruff' into its' premium shampoo and then counters this by marketing a 'medicated' shampoo under a different name... and the washing powder manufacturer that includes water discolourants so no matter what you wash the water will always appear dirty.
Dirty tricks! Huge profits! Just thought you'd like to know.